1. This is you:
Holy shit YES.
2. This is your best friend:
3. This is your boss, whom you need to impress:
Oh I'm shaking in my little space boots.
4. This is your partner in the science fair:
WTF I'm going to end up doing all the work.
5. This is your arch-nemesis:
Catch me if you can, murder-flower.
6. This is your romantic partner:
Oh hell yea.
7. This is your ex:
No wonder weepinbell wants to kill me...
8. This is your stalker:
Be still my bleeding heart.
9. This pokemon just stole all of your cheesecake:
I'm not surprised.
10. This pokemon crept into your bed last night:
I'm not even mad, bro.
11. This pokemon punched your mom:
She must have taken one step into a cave at night.
12. This pokemon just stole all of your shoes:
I stand no chance.
13. This pokemon died by your hands:
The little shit deserved it.
14. This pokemon was found hiding in your basement:
Well hello there fellow legendary.
15. This pokemon haunts your dreams:
You're damn straight I'm terrified of wasps.